Unnatural Acts #3: Itty Bitty Battleron

Behold, the Gallente version of the vaunted Battle Badger! Oh, how much do I want to take this out and slowboat it in an asteroid belt while war targets are in system? Soooo much, I do...

The fearsome battle Itty V!

The fearsome battle Itty V!

[Iteron Mark V, Itty Bitty Battleron]
Damage Control II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Small Ancillary Armor Repairer, Nanite Repair Paste
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

Small Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 150
Small Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 150
10MN Afterburner II
Stasis Webifier II
Warp Scrambler II

Small Energy Neutralizer II
Light Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S

Medium Anti-Explosive Pump I
Medium Trimark Armor Pump I
Medium Trimark Armor Pump I

Yeah, it's dumb - really dumb. But the lulz factor alone makes it worth gambling. If nothing else, it's an interesting bait ship, albeit almost certainly short-lived.

With 11,339 EHP, and resists at 68/59/59/58, it carries a decent tank. There's certainly no problem hauling enough nanite repair paste for the ancillary repper, not to mention a lot of extra ammo, which will be necessary since the lone blaster only provides 50 DPS.

You could replace the neut with a small plasma smartbomb if you plan on taking this to lowsec or 0.0, for a just a bit more DPS.

With the dual cap boosters, it's cap stable and relatively neut proof. And it travels at 344 meters/second - not super-fast, but a lot quicker than an enemy might expect from a big tube indy.

Yeah, it's dumb - really dumb.  Did I say that already? But I soooo want to fly it. War targets, beware!

Fly safe! o7

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